*WARNING! This journal may include extremely long, meaningless sentences and/or paragraphs that include random details nobody cares about. Seriously, I'm a type-aholic.*

Okay, so. You guys probably read the title and were like, WTF? (Except for you guys, Ju-Jubes and Sid. )

Aaaaaaanyways, creepy faces aside, I spent the last 24 hours (3 pm yesterday-3 pm today) taking care of a baby simulator.
It was part of our health class; the Baby Think It Over program, where you take home this doll, and feed, burp, change, and sometimes even cuddle/rock it. You're graded on how long the baby cries over the 24 hours, if you didn't tend to it when it cried, if you didn't support the head/neck properly, etc. And it was a pain in the ass.


Don't get me wrong, it was actually pretty fun. Even when it wouldn't shut up from 5-7 am, and I had to feed,burp,change, and repeat for 2 hours, it was awesome. And also, at like 8 am this morning since I couldn't sleep anymore, my mom dropped me off at my friend's house (she was also doing the same project), which meant I arrived like 3 hours earlier than we had planned. (I'll be honest though, I went there so early because today we had the day off school and I didn't want to be alone with the demon child.)

It wasn't just me and my friend. and were also there, but had already gotten her Baby on the first day. So, we all sat there, helping each other out with the 3 devils, making sure nobody strangled their baby... It was actually a pretty fun day.

So, that's a basic summary of what happened. Now, this next bit is something I feel the need to bring up, on the grounds that it's fucking ridiculous and needs to be discussed: The color of the Baby's skin.

All of these damn babies had colored skin, except for 2. I'm sorry, I feel really bad right now, and I'm not trying to be racist, but honestly! Out of all 21 babies, 99.9% were colored skin. there were like, 2 babies that weren't. What the hell??! Really, I know they were probably trying to show multiculturalism and whatnot, but no need to go overboard and wipe out the whole race. Because now, we had a whole class full of light-skinned peoplewith dark-skinned babies. Do you know how many jokes that brought on? "Heyyyy, who were you doin', you bad kid! " I am not even kidding.

Okay, now that that's out of the way, I have one more bit of information for you....
Mah baby's name was Eddie, and his name means "Blessed Gaurdian" :3

Okay, bye!  _{again, very sorry for any offense taken to anything I said...}

Oh, one more thing: due to baby-related difficulties, I have not showered in 2 days, plus I'm sick and pretty wiped, so I feel like a bag of poop that's been sitting outside for a month...on the sidewalk...In India....in the summer. I think you get the idea.